{"id":256,"date":"2023-02-21T00:09:04","date_gmt":"2023-02-21T00:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/?page_id=256"},"modified":"2024-05-03T00:11:06","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T00:11:06","slug":"i-am-a-pizza","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/i-am-a-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a Pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I AM A PIZZA - NEW ORIGINAL PICTURES - WITHOUT FRENCH\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0O16-V_JtYs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/I-AM-A-PIZZA.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I am a Pizza.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/I-AM-A-PIZZA-YESmusicNOvocal.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">MUSIC but NO singing. I am a Pizza.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I AM A PIZZA!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With extra cheese<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From tomatoes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sauce is squeezed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Onions and mushrooms<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oregano!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza, ready to go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pepperoni<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No anchovies<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or phony bologna<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Order by phone!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza, please take me home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peppers on top<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Out of the oven<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Into the box<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Into the car and<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Upside-down!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a pizza, dropped on the ground!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was a pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was the best!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was a pizza, now I\u2019m a mess!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/songs\/song-I_am_a_Pizza.html\" target=\"_blank\">Mix and Match the lyrics<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAFhLvkm4jw\/8o7Th5mX7Iu1pR7DAN4S7w\/edit?utm_content=DAFhLvkm4jw&amp;utm_campaign=designshare&amp;utm_medium=link2&amp;utm_source=sharebutton\">Canva for 401<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAFhQgABNzI\/XkdryGEE2-meRnfDPlCsUw\/edit?utm_content=DAFhQgABNzI&amp;utm_campaign=designshare&amp;utm_medium=link2&amp;utm_source=sharebutton\">Canva for 402<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAFhQhVi97w\/30FE-eFqsJqVaWBrXZaL-g\/edit?utm_content=DAFhQhVi97w&amp;utm_campaign=designshare&amp;utm_medium=link2&amp;utm_source=sharebutton\">Canva for 403<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I AM A PIZZA! I am a pizza With extra cheese From tomatoes Sauce is squeezed Onions and mushrooms Oregano!! I am a pizza, ready to go! I am a pizza Pepperoni No anchovies Or phony bologna I am a pizza Order by phone! I am a pizza, please take me home! I am a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"first-template","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-256","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1184,"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/256\/revisions\/1184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teacherkyle.xyz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}